I would choose breathing to say how much I love you”
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Showing posts with label cute punchlines. Show all posts
Showing posts with label cute punchlines. Show all posts
Monday, December 19, 2011
Choosing between breathing and loving you
“if i had to choose between breathing and loving you,
I would choose breathing to say how much I love you”
I would choose breathing to say how much I love you”
Sunday, December 18, 2011
Friday, December 16, 2011
Thursday, December 15, 2011
Nahulog ako sayo
boy: pwede pasama ako sayo bukas? :(
girl: san?
boy: sa hospital
girl: huh?!! bakit?
boy: mag papa x-ray ako.
girl: para san? ano nang yari sayo?
boy: kasi papatingin ako kung may bali ako ng nahulog puso ko sayo <3.
girl: san?
boy: sa hospital
girl: huh?!! bakit?
boy: mag papa x-ray ako.
girl: para san? ano nang yari sayo?
boy: kasi papatingin ako kung may bali ako ng nahulog puso ko sayo <3.
Wednesday, December 14, 2011
Love subject
Kung subject lang ang LOVE,
malamang BEST STUDENT ako....
Hindi kasi ako marunong mag CHEAT....
Saturday, December 10, 2011
Google heart
Type this in google
(sqrt(cos(x))*cos(200*x)+sqrt(abs(x))-0.7)*(4-x*x)^0.01,sqrt(9-x^2), -sqrt(9-x^2)
Wednesday, December 7, 2011
Eye Camera
"Ang mata ko parang DSLR
kase pag nakikita kita
ung nasapaligid mo nag blu-blur =)"
author: papa paw
Ang inpirasyon
“ang hirap ng walang inspirasyon,
kasi naman ang hirap makita ng iyong LOKASYON
o
ikaw ba ay NAGBAKASYON
sana lang ingatan mo ang aking puso na iyong BAON”
Para kang defibrillator
Boy: Para kang defibrillatorGirl: Bakit naman?Boy: Pinatibok mo kasi ulit ang puso ko nung ito ay sumuko.
author: antoy
Ampalaya ka ba?
Boy: Miss para kang ampalaya
Girl: Bakit?
Boy: Kasi kahit anung pait ang sinapit ko sayo, ikaw pa din ang sustansya ng puso ko! :)
author: buang
Sana kamay mo nalang ako
Boy: Sana kamay mo nlng ako
Girl: Bakit?
Boy: Para kahit sa flag ceremony, akoy nilalagay mo puso mo...
author: antoy
Tuesday, December 6, 2011
Thursday, December 1, 2011
Mapa ka ba?
credit: webresourcesdepot
Boy: Mapa ka ba?
Girl: Bakit naman?
Boy: Alam ko ksi patutunguhan ko pag nanjan ka..
Author: Antoy
Girl pumikit ka
credit: igorandandre
Boy: Pumikit ka, Pumikit ka...
Girl: Bakit? Bakit?
Boy: Kasi ganyan ang mundo ko.. madilim pag wala ka..
author: Antoy
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