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Saturday, December 24, 2011

Huwag kang hahawak pag may hawak ka na

“huwag na huwag kang 
hahawak kapag 
alam mong 
may
hawak ka ng iba”

How did you meet each other?

How did you meet each other?
before 
“it’s started when he ask my number”
now 
“it’s started when he add me in FACEBOOK

 
 

Monday, December 19, 2011

Choosing between breathing and loving you

“if i had to choose between breathing and loving you,
I would choose breathing to say how much I love you”


Simbang Gabi

Maagang gumising
para mag 
Simbang Gabi,
pero ang iba maagang 
gumising para 
mag
Simbang Tabi. :) LOL


Sunday, December 18, 2011

Thursday, December 15, 2011

Love cycle

strangers
friends
more than friends
special friends
lovers
breakup
strangers

Nahulog ako sayo

boy: pwede pasama ako sayo bukas? :(
girl: san?
boy: sa hospital
girl: huh?!! bakit?
boy: mag papa x-ray ako.
girl: para san? ano nang yari sayo?
boy: kasi papatingin ako kung may bali ako ng nahulog puso ko sayo <3.

Saturday, December 10, 2011

Maagang naging Tatay

“ang lalaking di 
nakaka paghintay,
         ay maagang nagiging
         tatay”

Find the 8 differences

Find all 8 differences and if you found it share it with your friends. :)

I'm not plastic

“it's not that 
i am PLASTIC,
it's just that i know 
how to play the GAME

Samahan ng mga Malalamig ang Pasko member again

Member ba uli ako ng SMP? ngayong PASKO?
          Samahan ng Malalamig ang Pasko”
 

Carving heart

credit: bobrz

Masaya dahil sayo


nung bata ako masaya na ako sa “PISO”
pero ngayon .. masaya na ako “SAYO”  

Google heart

Type this in google
 (sqrt(cos(x))*cos(200*x)+sqrt(abs(x))-0.7)*(4-x*x)^0.01,sqrt(9-x^2)-sqrt(9-x^2)

Wednesday, December 7, 2011

Eye Camera


"Ang mata ko parang DSLR
kase pag nakikita kita
ung nasapaligid mo nag blu-blur =)"
author: papa paw

Big ka ba?


boy: Miss? Big ka bah?
girl: bakit?
boy: kasi, hindi ikaw ang tipong inii-small
kundi inii-Big. :)

Cheating


"You dont have to have s*x to cheat, once you find yourself

deleting texts, youre almost there..."

First attempt in learning


"FAIL

First Attempt In Learning

Ang inpirasyon


“ang hirap ng walang inspirasyon,

kasi naman ang hirap makita ng iyong LOKASYON

o

ikaw ba ay NAGBAKASYON

sana lang ingatan mo ang aking puso na iyong BAON”

Para kang defibrillator



Boy: Para kang defibrillator
Girl: Bakit naman?
Boy: Pinatibok mo kasi ulit ang puso ko nung ito ay sumuko.

author: antoy

Sana bra nalang ako



sana bra nalang ako

para lagi kitang YAKAP

author: kentoy

Ampalaya ka ba?



Boy: Miss para kang ampalaya
Girl: Bakit?
Boy: Kasi kahit anung pait ang sinapit ko sayo, ikaw pa din ang sustansya ng puso ko! :)

author: buang

Sana kamay mo nalang ako



Boy: Sana kamay mo nlng ako
Girl: Bakit?
Boy: Para kahit sa flag ceremony, akoy nilalagay mo puso mo...

author: antoy

Tuesday, December 6, 2011

Thursday, December 1, 2011

Stop trying




Maybe the best thing to do is just stop trying to figure out where you’re going, and enjoy where you’re at.


Author: FOREVER03

Mapa ka ba?



Boy: Mapa ka ba?
Girl: Bakit naman?
Boy: Alam ko ksi patutunguhan ko pag nanjan ka..


Author: Antoy

Girl pumikit ka

credit: igorandandre


Boy: Pumikit ka, Pumikit ka...
Girl: Bakit? Bakit?
Boy: Kasi ganyan ang mundo ko.. madilim pag wala ka..


author: Antoy

You

credit: gstatic


BOY: we miss you!
GIRL: ha? bakit? weh?
BOY: Kasi marami kaming nakakamiss sayo..
GIRL: eh....? sino-sino ba kayo?
BOY: ME, MYSELF AND I :D
GIRL: ang sweet naman kaso wala sa tatlo ang gusto ko :/
BOY: ha? e sino? :(
GIRL: YOU! :D

Mind

GALILEO = The great mind
EINSTEIN =The genius mind
NEWTON = Extra-ordinary mind
ME = Mastermind
SILA = Nevermind

YOU = Always in my mind

By chance


credit: kzeerap

One of the best video animation that I've seen this morning and it made me cry while watching. I almost fall in my chair while watching on it. What was in my mind while watching this video was I lost the love of my life which made me so sad and until now she is still the one in my heart. But even though how much I love her, I can't force her to stay and love me. Its not easy to feel the pain I felt right now. I never expected to reach this stage in my life for being with her side for about 2years. Now, I just want her to be happy wherever she wants to go and to be with.

Letting go of one person whom you shared your problems, tears and joy is not easy as opening  a candy wrapper. :(

I hope someday if we meet again. I can smile in front of her saying: "Hi! how are you?". For now I need to help my self and move on.



-a friend love life story.

Miss flagpole ka ba?

Boy: Miss flagpole ka ba?
Girl: Bakit?
Boy: Kasi hinahatak mo puso ko pataas eh! :P
Girl: *blush*

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