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Collection of best punchlines all over the internet. It could be facebook graphics, facebook quotes, facebook status, love quotes, love advice, experience in life, joke and more.
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Saturday, December 24, 2011
How did you meet each other?
How did you meet each other?
before
“it’s started when he ask my number”
now
“it’s started when he add me in FACEBOOK”
Monday, December 19, 2011
Choosing between breathing and loving you
“if i had to choose between breathing and loving you,
I would choose breathing to say how much I love you”
I would choose breathing to say how much I love you”
Sunday, December 18, 2011
Friday, December 16, 2011
Thursday, December 15, 2011
Nahulog ako sayo
boy: pwede pasama ako sayo bukas? :(
girl: san?
boy: sa hospital
girl: huh?!! bakit?
boy: mag papa x-ray ako.
girl: para san? ano nang yari sayo?
boy: kasi papatingin ako kung may bali ako ng nahulog puso ko sayo <3.
girl: san?
boy: sa hospital
girl: huh?!! bakit?
boy: mag papa x-ray ako.
girl: para san? ano nang yari sayo?
boy: kasi papatingin ako kung may bali ako ng nahulog puso ko sayo <3.
Wednesday, December 14, 2011
Love subject
Kung subject lang ang LOVE,
malamang BEST STUDENT ako....
Hindi kasi ako marunong mag CHEAT....
Saturday, December 10, 2011
Google heart
Type this in google
(sqrt(cos(x))*cos(200*x)+sqrt(abs(x))-0.7)*(4-x*x)^0.01,sqrt(9-x^2), -sqrt(9-x^2)
Wednesday, December 7, 2011
Eye Camera
"Ang mata ko parang DSLR
kase pag nakikita kita
ung nasapaligid mo nag blu-blur =)"
author: papa paw
Ang inpirasyon
“ang hirap ng walang inspirasyon,
kasi naman ang hirap makita ng iyong LOKASYON
o
ikaw ba ay NAGBAKASYON
sana lang ingatan mo ang aking puso na iyong BAON”
Para kang defibrillator
Boy: Para kang defibrillatorGirl: Bakit naman?Boy: Pinatibok mo kasi ulit ang puso ko nung ito ay sumuko.
author: antoy
Ampalaya ka ba?
Boy: Miss para kang ampalaya
Girl: Bakit?
Boy: Kasi kahit anung pait ang sinapit ko sayo, ikaw pa din ang sustansya ng puso ko! :)
author: buang
Sana kamay mo nalang ako
Boy: Sana kamay mo nlng ako
Girl: Bakit?
Boy: Para kahit sa flag ceremony, akoy nilalagay mo puso mo...
author: antoy
Tuesday, December 6, 2011
Thursday, December 1, 2011
Stop trying
credit: sipseystreetirregulars
Maybe the best thing to do is just stop trying to figure out where you’re going, and enjoy where you’re at.
Author: FOREVER03
Mapa ka ba?
credit: webresourcesdepot
Boy: Mapa ka ba?
Girl: Bakit naman?
Boy: Alam ko ksi patutunguhan ko pag nanjan ka..
Author: Antoy
Girl pumikit ka
credit: igorandandre
Boy: Pumikit ka, Pumikit ka...
Girl: Bakit? Bakit?
Boy: Kasi ganyan ang mundo ko.. madilim pag wala ka..
author: Antoy
Mind
GALILEO = The great mind
EINSTEIN =The genius mind
NEWTON = Extra-ordinary mind
ME = Mastermind
SILA = Nevermind
YOU = Always in my mind
EINSTEIN =The genius mind
NEWTON = Extra-ordinary mind
ME = Mastermind
SILA = Nevermind
YOU = Always in my mind
By chance
credit: kzeerap
One of the best video animation that I've seen this morning and it made me cry while watching. I almost fall in my chair while watching on it. What was in my mind while watching this video was I lost the love of my life which made me so sad and until now she is still the one in my heart. But even though how much I love her, I can't force her to stay and love me. Its not easy to feel the pain I felt right now. I never expected to reach this stage in my life for being with her side for about 2years. Now, I just want her to be happy wherever she wants to go and to be with.
Letting go of one person whom you shared your problems, tears and joy is not easy as opening a candy wrapper. :(
I hope someday if we meet again. I can smile in front of her saying: "Hi! how are you?". For now I need to help my self and move on.
-a friend love life story.
Miss flagpole ka ba?
Boy: Miss flagpole ka ba?
Girl: Bakit?
Boy: Kasi hinahatak mo puso ko pataas eh! :P
Girl: *blush*
Girl: Bakit?
Boy: Kasi hinahatak mo puso ko pataas eh! :P
Girl: *blush*
Welcome
Hi Everyone,
Welcome to "The Best Punch Line" website here we will showcase the best collection of "punch line". We are very open to accept your suggestion and contribution.
So start sending your "best punch line" now.
See you around.
Welcome to "The Best Punch Line" website here we will showcase the best collection of "punch line". We are very open to accept your suggestion and contribution.
So start sending your "best punch line" now.
See you around.
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